April 3rd
I think today's effort is a song...
The song of the live-a-board boater
I’ve grown a three foot beard
And mi missus has too
I’ve got accidental dreadlocks
And mi freckles are blue
(Splash back from the Elsan)
But what can we do?
CHORUS
I’m a live-a-board boater
And I certainly ain’t posh
I never change mi clothes
And I hardly ever wash
I’ve not had a bath
Since 83
If you see something jump
Well it could be a flea
Probably off mi dog
But it might be off me
CHORUS
I’m a live-a-board boater
And I certainly ain’t posh
I never change mi clothes
And I hardly ever wash
The wife’s inside
Ragging a rug
Wanna by a mushroom
I made it out of wood….To be continued! Maybe.
To be sung to the tune of 'Mind my lurcher; he won't hurtcher' (trad)
PS I can say all these stereotypical things because I am a live-a-board boater. I scrub up OK for gigs though (usually with a yardbrush) should anyone wish to book me.
I think today's effort is a song...
The song of the live-a-board boater
I’ve grown a three foot beard
And mi missus has too
I’ve got accidental dreadlocks
And mi freckles are blue
(Splash back from the Elsan)
But what can we do?
CHORUS
I’m a live-a-board boater
And I certainly ain’t posh
I never change mi clothes
And I hardly ever wash
I’ve not had a bath
Since 83
If you see something jump
Well it could be a flea
Probably off mi dog
But it might be off me
CHORUS
I’m a live-a-board boater
And I certainly ain’t posh
I never change mi clothes
And I hardly ever wash
The wife’s inside
Ragging a rug
Wanna by a mushroom
I made it out of wood….To be continued! Maybe.
To be sung to the tune of 'Mind my lurcher; he won't hurtcher' (trad)
PS I can say all these stereotypical things because I am a live-a-board boater. I scrub up OK for gigs though (usually with a yardbrush) should anyone wish to book me.
PPS Would you trade soap and water for a view like this?
1 Comments:
Hi Emma
Would you like to join our Poem Forum
It is only a young site, but we all have start some where
Please have a look
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You could put a poem and a link to your website if you want too.
Plus any Events that you have?
All the Best Tyrone
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